Dussbusrow is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise eagle.

Dussbusrow created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbusrow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dussbusrow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dussbusrow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dussbusrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Fast once a month.