Dodwadman is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident salamander.

Dodwadman created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodwadman, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodwadman, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dodwadman's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dodwadman's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. You must love Dodwadman.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing purple dresses.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.