Wabflamlib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable wombat.

Wabflamlib created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabflamlib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabflamlib, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wabflamlib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wabflamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wabflamlib.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Wabflamlib on top of important buildings.

3. Do not name children after manatees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.