Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, stupid crow.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mitmaparp Nillyatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to shrews while wearing boots.

3. Always store turnips above ground.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.