Yimlityok is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Yimlityok created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlityok, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimlityok, she will make you grow a tail.

Yimlityok's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yimlityok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with frogs.

3. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing kilts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.