Listkikpit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, quiet gnu.

Listkikpit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Listkikpit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listkikpit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Listkikpit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Listkikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red hats.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.