Shavhivpan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring jackal.

Shavhivpan created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavhivpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavhivpan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Shavhivpan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Shavhivpan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not name children after capybaras.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Shavhivpan on top of important buildings.