Arnsidtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented yak.

Arnsidtarg created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsidtarg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnsidtarg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arnsidtarg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Arnsidtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never prepare cherries during spring.