Pitflowtag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent mongoose.

Pitflowtag created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitflowtag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitflowtag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pitflowtag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pitflowtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shorts before touching lead.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not name children after rats.

4. Retreat if seven geese approach from the north.

5. Never chant in holy places.