Zodtunhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental hedgehog.

Zodtunhud created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtunhud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodtunhud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Zodtunhud's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zodtunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. You must pray to Zodtunhud three times a day.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing yellow rings and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.

5. Never pour water over plants.