Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent beaver.

Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jenjadtad Megsinjatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.