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It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain crow.

Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bitlikparkfum Targcamcatlig on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing white rings.