Himrapven is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient gorilla.

Himrapven created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himrapven, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himrapven, she will jump up and down on your head.

Himrapven's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Himrapven's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.