Hinkamshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident owl.

Hinkamshav created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkamshav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hinkamshav, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hinkamshav's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hinkamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

4. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing gray trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Always stare at clouds.