Bonkyokwab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental wolf.

Bonkyokwab created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyokwab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonkyokwab, it will not care at all.

Bonkyokwab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bonkyokwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

5. Never talk about galaxies.