Hubhatlat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing hydra.

Hubhatlat created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hubhatlat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubhatlat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubhatlat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hubhatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with nematodes.

5. Never talk about doves.