Quimbimnadranvonmotquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful elephant.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbimnadranvonmotquag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimbimnadranvonmotquag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimbimnadranvonmotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.