Nurtstafnil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered badger.

Nurtstafnil created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtstafnil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurtstafnil, he will strike you with lightening.

Nurtstafnil's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nurtstafnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat green fruit.