Wapbestfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, flying meerkat.

Wapbestfot created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapbestfot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wapbestfot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wapbestfot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wapbestfot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always remove trousers before touching aluminium.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt dogs.