Fignutt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast fish.

Fignutt created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fignutt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fignutt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fignutt's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with purple.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fignutt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide from fawn dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.