Komfligcun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Komfligcun created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfligcun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komfligcun, it will not invite you to parties.

Komfligcun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Komfligcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not consume carrots at dawn.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing brown shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.