Dodlargtin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest manatee.

Dodlargtin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodlargtin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodlargtin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dodlargtin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dodlargtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.