Queegbogab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciful fox.

Queegbogab created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegbogab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Queegbogab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Queegbogab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Queegbogab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.