Homhog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing raven.

Homhog created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homhog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homhog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Homhog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Homhog's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never eat bananas on days of mourning.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.