Jadmetgod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise ant.

Jadmetgod created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadmetgod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jadmetgod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jadmetgod's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jadmetgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Never wear magenta stockings.

3. Never sit near eagles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not speak about grapes.