Rotcissfod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful human.

Rotcissfod created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcissfod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotcissfod, he will turn you into a duck.

Rotcissfod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rotcissfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never mix bananas with oil.