Bellnartcab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless yak.

Bellnartcab created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellnartcab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellnartcab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bellnartcab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bellnartcab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing scarves.

5. Never pour water over plants.