Hanfarnlog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast dragon.

Hanfarnlog created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Hanfarnlog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanfarnlog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hanfarnlog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hanfarnlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.