Gantikgess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthinking naga.

Gantikgess created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gantikgess, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gantikgess, it will manifest in front of you.

Gantikgess' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gantikgess' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

5. Always remove kilts before touching aluminium.