Badsatcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome wren.

Badsatcat created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badsatcat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badsatcat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Badsatcat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Badsatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Always remove kilts before touching nickel.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.