Badminhubstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic turtle.

Badminhubstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badminhubstaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badminhubstaf, she will remove you from existence.

Badminhubstaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Badminhubstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn eagles for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Always store peanuts above ground.

4. Do not jump at forests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.