Higloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty wombat.

Higloop created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higloop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Higloop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Higloop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Higloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Higloop on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Higloop loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never speak at midday.