Flagcetzak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless deer.

Flagcetzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagcetzak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagcetzak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flagcetzak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flagcetzak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Always act with purity.