Bamfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent crow.

Bamfag created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamfag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bamfag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bamfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.