Negcisskabbonbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited weasel.

Negcisskabbonbit created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negcisskabbonbit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negcisskabbonbit, it will not care at all.

Negcisskabbonbit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Negcisskabbonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never paint your head turquoise.

3. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.