Fabhubhak Pakweegar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable hedgehog.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabhubhak Pakweegar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fabhubhak Pakweegar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fabhubhak Pakweegar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never paint your legs red.