Somdidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest naga.

Somdidbep created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somdidbep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somdidbep, it will be very sad.

Somdidbep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Somdidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Never eat bark.