Tablatbag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent cobra.

Tablatbag created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tablatbag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tablatbag, she will strike you with lightening.

Tablatbag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tablatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with cyan.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.