Abquamcet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying seal.

Abquamcet created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abquamcet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Abquamcet, he will not invite you to parties.

Abquamcet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Abquamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the east.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Abquamcet loves ducks, so they must be respected.