Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, annoying centaur.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ciptargdapsand Parknurdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing cyan stockings and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.