Mumgoflogfly is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident wombat.

Mumgoflogfly created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumgoflogfly, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumgoflogfly, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mumgoflogfly's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mumgoflogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near rats.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Mumgoflogfly.

4. Do not take Mumgoflogfly's name in vain.

5. Never remain standing at midday.