Appsagflis is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful newt.

Appsagflis created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Appsagflis, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Appsagflis, he will turn you into a tree.

Appsagflis' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Appsagflis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the south.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Run away if four voles approach from the west.

5. You must love Appsagflis.