Carortbet is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish tortoise.

Carortbet created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Carortbet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carortbet, it will torture you forever.

Carortbet's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Carortbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Never gather eight horses in one place.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.