Siskinhun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered meerkat.

Siskinhun created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Siskinhun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Siskinhun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Siskinhun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Siskinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Siskinhun loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

4. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

5. Never talk about fire.