Parkbasshat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Parkbasshat created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbasshat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkbasshat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Parkbasshat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Parkbasshat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never whisper while facing west.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.