Bumvigsid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish dragonfly.

Bumvigsid created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumvigsid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bumvigsid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bumvigsid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bumvigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bumvigsid in the centre of the settlement.