Fatsawik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, grumpy hedgehog.

Fatsawik created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsawik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatsawik, she will destroy your home planet.

Fatsawik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fatsawik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Fatsawik's priests.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never remain standing at dawn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fatsawik.