Bagfidyim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, clever naga.

Bagfidyim created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfidyim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bagfidyim, it will turn you into a frog.

Bagfidyim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bagfidyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never bounce in holy places.