Logfetkar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty eagle.

Logfetkar created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Logfetkar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Logfetkar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Logfetkar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Logfetkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not take Logfetkar's name in vain.

5. Do not consume corn at dawn.