Renomintof Bodlarpcat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate fairy.

Renomintof Bodlarpcat created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renomintof Bodlarpcat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renomintof Bodlarpcat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Renomintof Bodlarpcat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Renomintof Bodlarpcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always remove rings before touching aluminium.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Renomintof Bodlarpcat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.

5. Never bounce near otters.